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So you've found a secret page, that wasn't hard was it. Here lies the history of the banners and pics that have been on the welcome page. |
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20/05/2003 - 2/4/2004 Quiz script provided by |
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02/11/2002 - 20/05/2003 Text as below "A Nelson man has admitted having regular sex with a goat. Nelson District Court was told yesterday that the 39-year-old was caught after the owner heard the goat bleating in its shed." It wasn't casual sex, it was regular sex. You could say that he was in a relationship with the goat. I've herd of people that like to watch but people that like to listen.... "Police were called and found the defendant leaving the shed." With a smile on his face? "He admitted having sexual intercourse with the goat, and said he had been told about the animal by friends who had also had sex with it." What the !!!!, his friends.... "The following month, the defendant again entered the property and was preparing to have intercourse with the goat when he was disturbed by police." Not a time you want to be disturbed by the police ! "He admitted having sex with the goat regularly and told police he needed to be admitted to a mental hospital." That bit is just too funny. "The man, who has interim name suppression, admitted seven charges including committing an indecent act with a goat, stealing a goat and trespass." "Police prosecutor Stu Koefoed said the man was served a trespass notice after being found on the goat owner's property last December." "Judge David McKegg remanded him for sentencing on November 18." I cut that out of the newspaper. ... and this is my web page. So please share a slice of my life, and be prepared to be bored to tears. Enjoy, Ben :-) PS I'm not 39 it wasn't me :-) |
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25/05/2002 - 24/4/2003 Image as seen to right |
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25/05/2002 - 02/11/2002 Text only If you just typed the url into your browser and were expecting to see your local telephone company, your countries tax department, the banks web site, or major computer manufacture sorry. Why onestupid.org ? Well dencity stopped doing free hosting and I need to move my web page. I didnt want silly adds every where, and I didnt want to have the hassle of some place that might withdraw the services at any time. So it was time to a get a real url and some real hosting. I was suprised to see that www.adingoatemybaby.com had gone I mean who would have thought. Other candidates included iarebaboon or irbaboon but thats a bit confusing, and cyber sqautting. Then I was thiking two stupid dogs, then toostupid or twostupid, again confusing, but hang on whats before two stupid. So there we have it onestupid. Dot org because we all know stupid organisations, and it just rolls off the tongue dont it. I'm going resist the temptation to go on about how stupid people are, its going to be hard. Would you like fries with that? wait for the book! Whats new? Its time for me to be getting on with life and making the most of every opportunity. Ohh on the website, well more 800x600 friendly, smaller file sizes for images, and I dont know go explore. Its also time I changed that picture, ooh look I did |
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18/04/2002 - 25/05/2002 Wedding photo No thats not a picture of me getting married to Nicole Kidman. Congratulations to my littlest bro Josh and Heather. Please join with me in wishing them all the best. A while back my Mum said me and Josh were having a race to get married, anyway I didn't win. Nicole I'm still available and .... |
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15/03/2001 - 18/04/2002 Mullet photo Mullet Ben taken in Eastborne 1992. Phil Hackett will be dissapointed this one has gone. This one has been up for over a year, what have I been doing ? |
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02/03/2001 - 15/03/2001 Mullit photo Yep pose in front of some stranger's car. Can be seen bigger in Photos Dostuff. |
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14/12/2000 - 02/03/2001 Josh 9 colour gif of Josh. That one had a nice long run |
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22/10/2000 - 14/12/2000 Josh Older photo of Josh now replaced with 9 colour gif |
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Dunno - 22/10/2000
about 2 weeks What it said .... "This is a picture of Donnelle, I thought that I would put it up here for a limited time. I want to say that I miss her, and feel lost without her. I know that she wants some time to do her own thing and I can understand her reasons for that. A line from one of may favourite songs is "and I want you to be happy, but I'd rather you were still with me, perhaps we can arrange something". {Don't Fight It,Marsha, It's Bigger Than Both Of Us by Blam Blam Blam}. So, I want you to be happy and too still be with me." |
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08/09/2000 This one has never been on the welcome page. But I wanted to stick it somewhere. Scanned from my year 2000 student id. |
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25/08/2000 - 27/08/2000 This is a Mullet shot. The first Mullet animation. This one lasted a long time. |
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10/07/2000 - 25/08/200000
This is a Mullet shot. This photo is from Camera House J'Ville when it was in the fish bowl. It was the late 80's or very early 90's. I was wearing a long thin (5cm max) blue woven tie, it was one of the ones that were the same thickness along it's entire length. |
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10/07/2000 - 25/08/2000
This is a Mullet shot. Hillview Tce Levin, so this must have been before 1986. |
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25/08/2000 - 09/02/2000 Improved animation with background removed. Background removed with gimp, resized to remove excess border. |
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09/02/2000 - 07/02/2000 Original animation. The original animation. Inspred by Josh and his gameboy camera. You can see Kevin's map of home, and the background moving. Graphics converter used to animate. |
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Sorry that's all I could find. |
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